He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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