What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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