my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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