if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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