Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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