I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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