your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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