Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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