So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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