I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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