3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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