Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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