Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
why is half of my head shaved?
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