my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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