even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
