no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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