shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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