Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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