Come see our sink grown plant.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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