His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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