I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
