Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(575): View more from New Mexico

This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

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(662): View more from Mississippi

The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think this baby is eyeing my beer

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive

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(714): View more from California

no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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(812): View more from Indiana

For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.

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(618): View more from Illinois

They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.

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