please come you make the beer taste better
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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