i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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