We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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