If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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