Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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