since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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