i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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