you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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