I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize