so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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