I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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