She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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