He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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