Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
try to milk me bitch
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