I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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