I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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