You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
as a side note pls kill me
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