i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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