Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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