this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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