we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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