is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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