I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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