yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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