Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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