Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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