soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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