whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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