Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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