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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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