do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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