did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm bleeding and have questions
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