Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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