can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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