I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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