: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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